Amy won Gaby in the Great Wedding Cage Match of 2024. Fluent in code, builder of snake and other way more important programs. Gaby is the definition of for the homies. She takes Amy on more dates than Des has, or ever will. Always down for a Sundate.

Every man needs his best Bean on a big day. Little brother in age, best pal in heart. Younger than Des, taller than Des, more mature than Des— and it’s not even frustrating cuz he’s just THAT cool.

Fierce friend. Eternal advocate. Feeder of people. Bad ass business woman. Kasia has the kindest heart but is always willing to be Des's backbone when he needs it. 1/3 of the Unholy Trinity.

Actual Elven Princess. When she's not saving lives, Caitlin can be found running through the woods with a sword, scaling cliffs, playing harp, or doing art. Together Amy and Caitlin have profound Wirt and Greg energy (watch Over the Garden Wall, dang it.) No matter how much time passes due to mutually busy schedules, Amy and Caitlin always click back together swimmingly.

Fat Friend For Life. Icon. Legend. Clinton has witnessed 100% of Des's wildest nights. He's instigated at least half of them. 1/3 of the Unholy Trinity.

Amy and Devon are just one person in two funky outfits. Whether they're going to the movies, or digging for thrift shop treasure, they're always perfectly sync. Whether Amy is gushing about a new book, or being a HATER about that JOB SHE SHOULD REALLY QUIT, Devon is always down to listen.

Des and Tori text each other every thought that crosses their mind. Now that they don't live together anymore they can be found talking on the phone in any spare minute, or wandering through the aisles at Michaels.